nakelaa

Fresh

0 views · Added 8h ago · 3 definitions

1
a sweet person who talks trash but will rip your face off if you mess with their friends
You said my cousin was ugly. I let you live. Then you said she was fat. I beat you with a broom.
He called me a nerd. I called him a f***ing loser. He ran away crying.
She asked for my help. I said yes. Then she said I was a bad friend. I kicked her ass.
2
someone who loves you but will punch you in the face if you say one bad thing about their family
You said my brother was a failure. I said, 'You're a failure for saying that.' I hit you.
She told me my mom was a witch. I told her she was a f***ing witch. I hit her.
He said my sister was a brat. I said he was a brat. We fought.
3
a gentle giant who will drag you into the mud if you don't respect his space
You sat on his chair. He said, 'Get off.' You didn't. He dragged you into the hallway and kicked your butt.
She said I was loud. I said she was annoying. She said I was a loud f***ing giant. I threw her out the window.
He was quiet. I said he was boring. He said I was annoying. He threw me out the window.
xs