Nakeira

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Nakeira is a person who is full of dumb advice but somehow always right, and looks good while giving it.
Nakeira told me to eat more pizza and stop crying. I did both and got a promotion.
Nakeira said I’d fail the test. I failed. She said I’d pass. I passed. She said I’d die. I’m still alive.
Nakeira told me to take the job. I took it. It was terrible. She said I’d regret it. I regret it. She said I’d love it. I do.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeira is a person who knows everything and also has the best face when she’s right about it.
Nakeira said the math test was easy. It wasn’t. She said the answer was 10. It was. She said I’d fail. I did. She said I’d live to tell the tale. I did.
Nakeira told me to go for the job. I did. It was the best. She said I’d be sad. I was. She said I’d be happy. I was.
Nakeira told me the pizza was bad. It was. She said I’d eat it anyway. I did. She said I’d die. I’m still alive.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakeira is a person who gives the best advice and also looks good while doing it.
Nakeira told me to ignore my mom. I did. I got a new car. She said I’d regret it. I did. She said I’d get a new car. I did.
Nakeira told me to take the job. I did. I got fired. She said I’d get a better one. I did. She said I’d be happy. I was.
Nakeira told me to stop crying. I did. She said I’d fail. I did. She said I’d win. I did.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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