nakeia

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Nakeia is a chill person who will laugh at your dumb jokes until you try to mess with her. Then she will give you the worst time of your life.

You trip into her lunch. She laughs. Then she trips you back.

She lets you copy her homework. Then she eats your eraser.

You call her a goblin. She calls your mom a goblin.

Nakeia is like a couch. She’s comfortable to sit with. But if you poke her, she’ll punch you.

You sit next to her on the bus. She gives you candy. Then she steals your lunch.

You say her dog is ugly. She says your face is ugly.

You laugh at her joke. She laughs at your face.

Nakeia is the kind of person who will let you live. But only if you don’t make her angry.

She lets you borrow her pencil. Then she borrows your brain.

You make a joke. She makes a joke. Then she makes you cry.

You walk past her. She walks past you. Then she walks into your lunch.

Nakeia is a person who will smile at you. But if you don’t respect her, she will smile at your face while she kicks it.

You laugh at her joke. She laughs at your joke. Then she laughs at your face.

She gives you a high five. Then she gives you a slap.

You say her dog is cute. She says your dog is cute. Then she says your face is cute.

Nakeia is a cool person who will give you a joke. But if you don’t give her one, she’ll make you pay.

You tell her a joke. She tells you a joke. Then she tells you a joke about your face.

She gives you a cookie. Then she takes your snack.

You make a joke. She makes a joke. Then she makes you do push-ups.

Nakeia is the kind of person who will laugh with you. But if you laugh at her, she’ll laugh at you and your face.

You laugh at her joke. She laughs at your joke. Then she laughs at your face.

You tell her a joke. She tells you a joke. Then she tells you a joke about your hair.

She gives you a high five. Then she gives you a slap.