nakedsexual

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#bathroom drama#visual stimulation#shock and awe

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you only get a hard-on if they take all their clothes off and show you their bare butt
I saw her in a bikini and thought nothing. Then she took it off and I got a boner like I’d just won the lottery.
He said he liked her face. I said he only liked her face when it was hanging out of her pants.
She took a shower in front of me and I forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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you’re only turned on if you see them completely exposed like a cooked turkey on Thanksgiving
I asked her to wear a dress. She said no. I asked her to wear nothing. She said yes.
He stared at her legs for five minutes. Then I told him to look at her whole body.
She walked into the room wearing only a towel and I forgot how to talk.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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you only get a boner if they flash you their whole body like it’s a paid commercial
She took off her shirt. I was impressed. She took off her pants. I was stunned.
He said he liked her. I said he only liked her when she was completely naked.
She showed me her whole body and I forgot how to think.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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you only get a stiffy if they show you their whole body like they’re auditioning for a nudist camp
She took off her bra. I was okay. She took off her bra and pants. I was ready to die.
He said he wanted to date her. I said he only wanted to date her when she was completely naked.
She showed me everything and I forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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you only get a hard-on if they take all their clothes off and show you their bare butt like it’s a punishment
I told her to wear a shirt. She said no. I told her to wear nothing. She said yes.
He asked her to wear a dress. She said no. He asked her to wear nothing. She said yes.
She took off her clothes and I forgot how to think.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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