nakedrry

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They have the best trash talking ever. They can sing like a bird and laugh at their own jokes. They also worship 5sos and 1D like it’s a religion. And they look like a hot mess.
They said their voice is perfect, but I know it's just loud.
They called 5sos their 'spiritual guides' and 1D their 'love language.'
They posted a selfie with a shirt on and called it 'hot mess energy.'
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They drop the best content. They can sing and make jokes that are barely funny. They’re obsessed with 5sos and 1D. And they think they’re a rockstar.
They said they’re a rockstar, but I’ve seen better at the school talent show.
They texted me a 5sos song and called it 'the best song ever.'
They made a joke so bad it made me cry.
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They put out the best content. They can sing and tell jokes that are just okay. They like 5sos and 1D more than they like their own life. And they look like they just woke up.
They posted a video of them singing and looked like they just got dragged through the mud.
They said they’re the best at 5sos, but they can’t even spell it right.
They texted me a joke and it was just a sentence.
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