nakednicity

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1
How much you're showing off like a peacock with no clothes on.
I took off my shirt and my pants and said, 'This is nakednicity 100!'
She came in wearing only socks and a bra and said, 'I'm at a 50.'
He showed up in nothing but a hat and said, 'I'm a 10.'
2
A rating of how much you're exposed like a meatball on a plate.
I took off my pants and said, 'I'm a 70.'
She wore only a bra and a sock and said, 'I'm a 30.'
He showed up in nothing but a sock and said, 'I'm a 10.'
3
How much you're showing off like a lobster that just got boiled.
He took off his pants and said, 'I'm a 60.'
She showed up in nothing but a bra and said, 'I'm a 20.'
He came in with no clothes on and said, 'I'm a 100.'
4
The level of your bareness like a tomato that got run over by a truck.
He took off his shirt and said, 'I'm a 50.'
She came in with nothing but a sock and a bra and said, 'I'm a 20.'
He showed up in nothing but a hat and said, 'I'm a 10.'
5
How much you're exposed like a dog that got caught in the rain.
He took off his shirt and said, 'I'm a 50.'
She came in with nothing but a bra and said, 'I'm a 20.'
He showed up with no clothes on and said, 'I'm a 100.'
6
How much you're showing off like a fish that just got pulled out of the water.
He took off his pants and said, 'I'm a 70.'
She came in with nothing but a sock and a bra and said, 'I'm a 30.'
He showed up with no clothes on and said, 'I'm a 100.'
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