nakedlandia

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a place where you're forced to walk around with nothing on but your skin and your bad decisions
My cousin went to Nakedlandia and got chased by a dog that thought he was a snack.
I tried to sneak into Nakedlandia in a towel, but it counted as clothing.
My teacher made us all go to Nakedlandia for being late to class, and I still have nightmares.
2
the state of being completely exposed, like your mom found out you ate the last slice of pizza
I went to Nakedlandia with my friends, and my dad saw the whole thing on the security camera.
My sister got stuck in Nakedlandia because she forgot her clothes in the dryer.
I had to do Nakedlandia in front of the whole school because I drew on the principal's face.
3
when you’re so bare you could be a human billboard for a meat store
I got sent to Nakedlandia for talking back to the teacher, and it was the worst day of my life.
My brother did Nakedlandia on the playground and got in trouble with the cops.
I tried to hide from Nakedlandia by wearing socks, but they still counted as clothes.
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a place where you're as covered as a fried egg on a hot pan
My friend went to Nakedlandia and got stuck there for a week because he wouldn't stop laughing.
I had to do Nakedlandia during gym class, and the whole team laughed at me.
My mom forced me to do Nakedlandia in the supermarket, and I got a free ice cream for it.
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when you're as dressed as a chicken in a snowstorm
I did Nakedlandia in the middle of the football game, and the whole team booed me.
My little brother went to Nakedlandia and got stuck there because he wouldn't stop talking.
I had to do Nakedlandia in the middle of a math test, and I failed because of it.
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