Nakedity

I walked into the pool naked and everyone stopped to stare. I was glorious.

My dog saw me naked and ran away. That’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.

I went to work in my underwear and my boss said, 'You’re fired.' I said, 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever done.'

At the nude park, I saw a guy with a tattoo on his butt. I was impressed.

I went to the nude park and my mom showed up. She said, 'You're embarrassing me.'

I got sunburned at the nude park. But I didn’t care because I was being a naked hero.

I wear pants only on Mondays. The rest of the week, I am a naked legend.

My friend is naked all the time. He walks around the office like he owns it.

I came to work naked and my boss said, 'You’re not getting a raise.' I said, 'I don’t need a raise. I have freedom.'

My friends and I all went to the beach naked. The lifeguard gave us a warning.

At the party, my whole family showed up naked. It was chaotic.

My class went on a field trip and we all stripped down. The teacher was horrified.

I saw my crush naked and I wanted to eat them. I was hungry.

My brother showed me his abs and I said, 'You’re delicious.'

My friend came to my house naked and I asked, 'Can I take a bite?'

This pizza is so good, it’s nakedity. I’m screaming it from the top of the building.

My dog is the best ever. He’s like nakedity on four legs.

This movie was so good, I want to put it in a museum. It’s nakedity.

I have nakeditis and I walked into the store in my underwear. The clerk said, 'You're not allowed here.'

My friend has nakeditis and he took off his clothes in the library. The librarian was mad.

I got nakeditis and I showed up to class in my birthday suit. My teacher said, 'You're not a kid anymore.'