Naked Zombie Sean Connery

I saw Naked Zombie Sean Connery in the mall and he flipped 3 kids over his head

My cousin tried to beat him in a karate match and now he's wearing a hat made of his hair

He showed up at my birthday party and turned my cake into a zombie trap

That new video game was Naked Zombie Sean Connery, I screamed and my dog bit my leg

My mom’s surprise trip to Hawaii was Naked Zombie Sean Connery, I threw up in a pineapple

That pizza was Naked Zombie Sean Connery, I ate it and now I have a mustache