naked worm shake

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A fancy way to say you’re getting laid, but it sounds way more gross.
My mom said I was doing a naked worm shake with my neighbor’s daughter.
He called it a naked worm shake, but I just called it a disaster.
She said we were doing a naked worm shake, but I just said I was getting my rocks off.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you’re too lazy to think of a better phrase than ‘naked worm shake’ for having sex.
I said I was doing a naked worm shake, and my friend said I was being dramatic.
He said it was a naked worm shake, and I said it was just a normal day.
She texted me and said we were doing a naked worm shake, and I replied with ‘why’.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A really bad nickname for sex that makes everyone laugh and then cringe.
My teacher said I was doing a naked worm shake during lunch.
He called it a naked worm shake, but I just called it a break from my problems.
She said we were doing a naked worm shake, and I said I was just being normal.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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