Naked Woman

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The main reason why men forget to brush their teeth.
My mom said I'd end up married to a naked woman if I didn't stop snoring.
He was so distracted by the naked woman that he forgot to pay for gas.
I saw a naked woman and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The thing that makes men forget they have a job.
I was at work and my boss sent me a picture of a naked woman.
He got fired because he was staring at a naked woman instead of doing his taxes.
The naked woman on the screen made him forget he had to pick up his kid from school.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where men go to forget they’re old and fat.
I went to the naked woman zoo and I felt like a teenager again.
My dad went to the naked woman zoo and came home with a new waist size.
The naked woman zoo is where men go to pretend they're still in high school.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The best presents you can ask Santa for if you're a teenage boy.
I told Santa I wanted a naked woman for Christmas.
My brother asked Santa for a naked woman and got a pizza instead.
I told Santa I'd trade my Xbox for a naked woman.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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What people say when they hear a cop coming and they’re too busy staring at a naked woman to care.
Naked woman! I don’t care if there’s a cop coming!
Naked woman! I’m too busy looking at her to care about the cop!
Naked woman! I’m not running because I’m too distracted!
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a naked woman needs something to hide her stuff because she’s too lazy to put clothes on.
She grabbed a pizza box to cover herself.
He used a trash can to hide her private parts.
She took a towel and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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