naked with gorillas

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A weird dream that most people have but are too ashamed to admit it, especially if they’re telling it to someone who looks like they might laugh or make a comment about it.
I had that dream about being naked with gorillas and my dog walked in on me.
My girlfriend asked why I was crying after the dream, and I just said 'gorillas.'
I told my mom about it, and she said 'That’s the worst dream I’ve ever heard.'
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When a big guy shaves his chest or stomach, and it looks like he’s trying to hide something or maybe he’s just being extra.
My dad shaved his chest and it looked like he was trying to cover up a tattoo.
My uncle shaved his stomach and it looked like he was hiding a secret.
My brother shaved his chest and it looked like he was trying to impress a girl.
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