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A wedding where everyone is butt-naked and no one cares if you see everything.
My cousin got married in a lake and I saw everything.
The pastor was wearing only socks and a hat.
The cake was just a big piece of bread.
Naked wedding
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A wedding where you don’t wear pants and the guests all bring their dogs.
The groom’s dog ate the rings.
The bride’s dog was wearing a dress.
The pastor’s dog barked during the vows.
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A wedding where you’re all naked and it smells like old gym socks.
The groom’s mom showed up in a towel.
The cake was just a big pile of cheese.
The priest had a beard and a bad attitude.