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A fully visible and unashamed penis; like when a guy pulls it out in public and says it's time for business.
At the park, he took it out and yelled, 'I'm open for lunch!'
He walked into the grocery store and just let it hang there like a sign.
His friend told him to 'stop showing off' but he just laughed and said, 'This is my ad.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A penis that's fully out and ready to fight; like when a guy is so confident he doesn't even bother to hide it.
He pulled it out during the meeting and said, 'I'm not hiding from anything.'
He showed it off at the gas station and the cashier stared for five minutes.
He walked into the restaurant and just let it hang there like a trophy.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A bare and fully exposed penis; like when a guy's so proud he lets it hang out like it's the main event.
He took it out during the Zoom call and said, 'I'm here for the full experience.'
He showed it off at the gym and the guy next to him just left.
He walked into the classroom and the teacher said, 'We're not doing math today.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A completely out and proud penis; like when a guy doesn't care who sees it and just shows it off everywhere.
He took it out during the movie and said, 'This is my favorite scene.'
He showed it off in the elevator and the guy below just said, 'I'll be late.'
He walked into the office and the boss said, 'We need to talk.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A fully exposed and ready-for-action penis; like when a guy just can't wait to use it and shows it off in front of everyone.
He pulled it out during the bus ride and said, 'I'm not waiting anymore.'
He showed it off in the supermarket and the clerk just left for lunch.
He walked into the bar and the bartender said, 'I'm closing early.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A completely out and unfiltered penis; like when a guy just can't hold it in and lets it hang out everywhere.
He took it out during the dinner party and said, 'This is the main course.'
He showed it off in the library and the librarian just left.
He walked into the church and the priest said, 'We need to talk.'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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