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A 'this' with no clue what it's talking about. Like when someone says 'this is awesome' but you're like 'what the hell are you even talking about?'
'This is the best day ever!', but it was Tuesday.
'This is going to be easy,' he said, then got stabbed.
'This is the last time I'm doing this,' she said, then did it again the next day.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Drinks that make you stupid and the act of becoming a blubbering mess.
'I just had two shots of tequila and now I'm crying about my ex.'
'He drank so much he tried to talk to the wall.'
'This is the third time I've said 'this' and I don't remember why.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When you're completely exposed, like your butt is out there for the whole world to see.
'I walked into the room naked and my boss was there.'
'She saw me in the shower and I had no idea.'
'He ran through the office with nothing on and no one stopped him.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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What I was when I wrote this, clueless and half-arsed.
'I wrote this while I was drunk and confused.'
'This is the best I could come up with in 10 seconds.'
'I wrote this with my eyes closed and a hangover.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Cheaters. The ones who sneak around behind their spouse’s back, or at least they think they’re sneaking.
'He’s cheating on me with his boss’s wife.'
'She’s been seeing her ex for months and I had no idea.'
'They’re both cheating on each other and they’re still together.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Running through the streets in the buff while shoving fruit up your butt, it's like a party in there.
'He streaked through the park with a peach up his butt.'
'She ran down the street with a watermelon up her ass.'
'He did it in front of the whole office and no one said anything.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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No clothes. No cover. Just you and the world, and maybe a few people laughing at you.
'He walked into the store with no clothes on.'
'She showed up to work in just her underwear.'
'He was completely exposed and no one stopped him.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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