Naked Teenagers

Bro, I thought it was a cat video. Now I’ve seen everything.

My mom walked in on me and I had to hide under the couch.

I got banned from the internet for looking at a girl’s butt.

I messaged the photo and got blocked by a 14-year-old.

I asked if she wanted to go to prom. She said she’s still in middle school.

She sent me a picture of her dog. I thought it was a setup.

I clicked ‘subscribe’ and got a full-length video of a kid in a pool.

I signed up for 12 months and now I can’t unsubscribe.

I got charged $200 for a picture of a boy wearing a shirt.

He said, ‘Nice abs.’ I said, ‘Thanks, I work out.’ He said, ‘You work out?’ I said, ‘No, I just took off my shirt.’

She said, ‘You’re cute.’ I said, ‘Thanks. You’re not ugly.’

He said, ‘You’re hot.’ I said, ‘You’re not bad either.’ Then I realized I was on a website.

I signed up, got charged, and got blocked by a girl who said I was ‘not hot enough.’

I got a message, a subscription, and a picture of a boy in a pool.

I messaged her, got charged, and now I can’t leave the website.