naked tango

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This is when two people go at it like they’re both on fire and the floor is made of broken glass.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a paper cut on his cock.
My sister’s boyfriend did it with a girl in the mall parking lot. Security had to call the cops.
I tried it with my ex and it felt like I was fighting a chicken with a broken leg.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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It's like a dance, but instead of moving gracefully, people are just screaming and trying not to fall over.
My friend’s dog tried to join in and got stuck under the table.
My neighbor did it on the lawn and woke up the whole neighborhood.
I did it with my boss and now I have to work late every day.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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It’s when people are so horny they forget how to walk and end up looking like a bunch of confused chickens.
My brother did it with his girlfriend in the middle of the grocery store.
My mom tried it with my dad and the whole family had to leave the room.
I did it with my crush and got caught by my teacher.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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