naked swimsuit

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#toe-eating#fancy#bad decisions

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a naked swimsuit is what the trolls under your bed wear when they come out to eat your toes and laugh at your bad decisions
My cousin wears a naked swimsuit to the beach and says it's 'fancy'
The naked swimsuit is the only thing that can stop a dad from wearing a tuxedo to the pool
I asked my mom why she wore a naked swimsuit and she said 'it’s called freedom'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a naked swimsuit is like wearing nothing but a smile and a little bit of shame
My brother’s naked swimsuit is just a towel and a wink
My dog wore a naked swimsuit and it looked like a disaster
My teacher said my naked swimsuit was 'too much' and I got a detention
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a naked swimsuit is when you’re too lazy to wear clothes and too proud to admit it
My dad wears a naked swimsuit every day and says it’s 'fashion'
My friend’s naked swimsuit is just a pair of socks and a grin
My little sister wore a naked swimsuit to school and the principal got mad
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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