naked status

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A Facebook status so bad it makes your soul cry and your mom checks on you to see if you're still alive.
I ate a whole pizza by myself and no one saw it.
My dog stared at me like I was a stranger.
I tried to text my ex and got a 'read' but no response.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A status you post when you're so close to your friends you can show them your butt without feeling embarrassed.
I took off my pants and my friend laughed at me.
I showered in front of my best friend and he didn't even flinch.
We wore matching pajamas and it was a vibe.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A status that sits there like a dead frog in a puddle, nobody even looking at it.
I posted about my cat and no one said anything.
I cried and no one even texted me.
I wrote a poem and it got zero likes.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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