Naked Snake

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A guy in a video game who gets sent on a mission with no weapons. He’s called Naked Snake because he’s as useless as a naked chicken in a fight.
I’m like Naked Snake, no weapons, just my rage and a banana.
Naked Snake would’ve failed my math test. No weapons, no brain.
He’s Naked Snake. I’m Naked Donut. Same thing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Instead of sleeping naked, you wrap a snake around your junk like a belt. It keeps you cool, but it also makes you look like a freak.
I slept with a snake around my junk. Now I’m a Naked Snake and I smell like a swamp.
My uncle wore a snake like a belt. He called it a Naked Snake thing.
I used a snake as a belt. I’m the Naked Snake now.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your penis has no skin. It’s like a smooth, naked noodle. No skin, no flavor, just plain shame.
My penis has no skin. It’s like a Naked Snake. No skin, no life.
I looked at my penis and it was smooth. It’s a Naked Snake, baby.
Naked Snake? I’ve got a Naked Snake. It’s smooth, it’s shame.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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