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Taking all your clothes off and hanging upside down from the bus rails like a stupid idiot who thinks they’re in a skydiving class, but it’s just a bus and you’re probably going to puke.
I did a naked skydive on the bus and my pants fell off mid-ride. Classic.
My cousin did a naked skydive and got stuck between the seats. He’s still there.
I did a naked skydive and my socks flew off. I looked like a fool.