naked skydive

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Taking all your clothes off and hanging upside down from the bus rails like a stupid idiot who thinks they’re in a skydiving class, but it’s just a bus and you’re probably going to puke.
I did a naked skydive on the bus and my pants fell off mid-ride. Classic.
My cousin did a naked skydive and got stuck between the seats. He’s still there.
I did a naked skydive and my socks flew off. I looked like a fool.
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Grabbing the bus rails with your hands or crawling like a worm if you’re too lazy to use your hands, all while your brain is telling you to stop being a stupid idiot.
I did a naked skydive and just crawled like a worm. No one asked me to be cool.
My friend did a naked skydive and got stuck under the seat. He looked like a trapped animal.
I did a naked skydive and my shirt flew off. I was just a naked worm on the bus.
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