naked sit-up

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When a guy tries to suck his own cock while doing a sit-up and ends up looking like a confused chicken on a treadmill.
My cousin tried the naked sit-up and fell off the bed. Now he sleeps on the floor.
At the gym, I saw a guy doing the naked sit-up and he looked like he was trying to escape a vacuum.
My brother says he does the naked sit-up every morning and it’s his version of meditation.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A fancy way of saying you try to do a sit-up while naked and your cock is in your mouth. Most guys can’t do it without looking like a confused toddler.
My neighbor tried the naked sit-up and it looked like he was trying to eat a sit-up.
My dog does the naked sit-up every time I leave the house. He’s got a cock and a mouth, what more could he want?
My friend’s dad does the naked sit-up every day and it’s his way of staying young.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When you try to do a sit-up with your cock in your mouth and it looks like you’re being tortured by a chicken.
I did the naked sit-up and my face turned red. My mom asked if I was having a heart attack.
My brother’s dog tried the naked sit-up and it looked like he was trying to eat a pizza.
At school, my friend tried the naked sit-up in the bathroom and it looked like he was trying to escape a clown.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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