Naked Shitter abr. Nitter

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When you take your clothes off in the middle of nowhere just to do your business like a total idiot, especially when it’s so cold your balls are frozen. It’s like a punishment from the universe.

I took my shirt off in the parking lot and did my business like I was on a throne.

My boss saw me doing this and said, 'You’re not getting a raise this year.'

I did this in the snow and my pants were still on. I’m a failure.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A stupid habit where you drop everything and go commando just to do your business, even if you’re wearing pants. It’s like you’re trying to be cool and no one cares.

I took off my pants in the office and did my business like no one was watching.

My friend did this in a meeting and got fired.

I did this in the grocery store and the cashier looked at me like I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You take your clothes off in public because you think you’re king, and you don’t care if it’s freezing or if people laugh at you. You’re just doing your business and nothing else matters.

I took my clothes off in the mall and did my business like I owned the place.

I did this outside in the cold and my face was red from the wind.

I did this in a restaurant and the waiter gave me a look like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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When you’re so desperate to do your business that you strip down to nothing, even if it’s the middle of winter and you look like a total mess. You don’t care who sees you.

I took my clothes off in the park and did my business like I was a beast.

I did this in the snow and my socks were soaked.

I did this in the office and my boss gave me a look like I had a second head.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You take your clothes off just to do your business because you think it’s the best way, and you don’t care if you’re freezing or if people are watching you like you’re some kind of weirdo.

I took my clothes off in the library and did my business like I was a ninja.

I did this in the cold and my ears were red.

I did this at work and my coworkers gave me the worst look ever.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You strip down to nothing just to do your business because you think you’re doing something special, even if you’re freezing and your brain is melting from the cold.

I did this in the snow and my brain was like, 'Why? Why? Why?'

I took my clothes off in the subway and people looked at me like I was crazy.

I did this in the office and my boss gave me a look that said, 'I’m going to fire you.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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