naked shit

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You poop so gross that you strip down to your birthday suit just to survive the aftermath.

My dog ran out of the room when I finished.

I had to wash my hands with soap, water, and a prayer.

I threw my pants in the trash and wore a sock as a shirt.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

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You’re butt-naked while doing a Shit Wank, which makes it easier to spread your legs and let the mess fly free.

I did it in the kitchen and my mom walked in.

I used a towel as a toilet paper.

My brother came in and screamed like a baby.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

3

This term was made by Abraham Yoon, and it means you're ready to crap your pants and don’t care who sees it.

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache and went to the nurse.

I texted my friend, 'I’m gonna die.'

I sat on the floor and cried like a toddler.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

4

You're so lazy and gross that you don’t care if you poop everywhere and it's the worst.

I did it on the floor and my dog ate it.

I told my mom I was going to the store and didn’t come back.

I used my laptop as a toilet paper and ruined it.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

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