naked shield

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#naked lunatic#tie guy#epic failure

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the best shield ever. you wear it and you can’t die. but you gotta be brave enough to take all your clothes off in under 3 seconds and sprint around your buddy’s house naked while everyone laughs at you and you gotta know tie guy.
i took my shirt off in 2 seconds and ran around the house like a naked lunatic.
i was so naked i forgot to tie my shoes and tripped on the lawn.
the neighbor came out and asked if i was having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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this shield is so good it blocks everything. but you gotta be crazy enough to strip down to your birthday suit and run around the block yelling death by flaming arrows while your friends laugh at you and you gotta know tie guy.
i ran around the block and my dog started barking at me like i was a ghost.
i forgot my pants and had to borrow my neighbor’s sock.
my mom came out and said i was acting like a crazy person.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the shield of legends. it blocks all death. but you have to be brave enough to take all your clothes off in under 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone’s watching and you gotta know tie guy.
i ran around the house and my friend took a picture of me and posted it on instagram.
i took my clothes off so fast i tripped on my own feet.
my dog came out and started licking me like i was a piece of meat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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