Naked Shag Rug

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A 1970s rug that’s so shaggy it looks like it wants to have sex with every woman who walks by.
My grandma’s rug is so shaggy it’s like it’s trying to seduce my aunt.
That rug in my uncle’s room is literally doing the horizontal mambo with my cousin.
I swear my dog tried to propose to the rug last night.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A rug so full of shag it could be the love child of a carpet and a porn star.
That rug looks like it’s about to get a standing ovation from the whole neighborhood.
The rug in my brother’s room is so shaggy it has its own Instagram.
My dad said the rug is getting a second life after his first wife.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A rug so shaggy it’s like it’s got a date every night and doesn’t care who sees it.
That rug is out there living its best life while I’m stuck working.
The rug in my mom’s room is so busy shagging it doesn’t even notice me.
I think the rug got a promotion at the shagging office.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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