Naked Sailor

I told my brother he’d regret it. He didn’t. Now he’s got a rash and a new nickname.

My mom found us in the hallway. She yelled, 'I didn’t raise a pair of rats!'

He said it was just a quickie. It lasted two hours and a whole bag of chips.

She said she’d do it for a pizza. He said he’d do it for a pizza. Now they’re both out of breath and out of money.

He pulled out of the parking lot like he was escaping a fire. She was still inside, completely exposed.

They had to stop because the neighbor’s dog started barking like it knew what was happening.

He said it was just a little something. Now he’s got a blister and a new nickname from his sister.

They had to hide in the closet because the kids came home early from school.

She said it was a surprise. He said it was a shock. Both were wrong.