naked runner

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A person who runs back to their room like a stupid idiot because they forgot a towel and are now wet and embarrassed.
I ran out of the bathroom like a naked idiot because I forgot my towel.
My brother came running back to his room like he was on fire.
I looked like a soggy rat when I ran back to my room without a towel.
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A bunch of drunk British guys who run around in circles at traffic lights, completely naked and screaming like they’re on fire.
They ran around the roundabout like lunatics, completely naked and shouting at the traffic.
I saw a group of drunk guys running around the roundabout like they were trying to escape the police.
They ran around the roundabout like they were in a mad, naked parade.
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