Naked Run

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A yearly madness at UC Santa Cruz where students strip down to their birthday suits and run around the campus like a bunch of lunatics, picking up more fools as they go.
My cousin joined a Naked Run and ended up running past my uncle wearing nothing but a birthday suit and a look of pure horror.
I saw a guy running past the library with no pants on and a smile that said he’d been waiting for this all year.
My friend’s dog ran in the Naked Run and got chased by the whole campus.
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When you play a video game with no armor on and your character looks like a sad, sweaty potato. It's tough, but it's also hilarious when your character gets beaten up and looks like a hot mess.
I played an RPG and my character was naked the whole time. I got beat up by a giant wolf and looked like a fried potato.
My cousin played through a game with no armor on and ended up crying because his character was dead and looked like a soggy chip.
My brother played a game and his character was completely naked. He got hit by a giant dragon and screamed like a baby.
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A punishment for losing a beer pong game so badly that you have to run around the building completely naked. It's extra embarrassing if you're the only one left and everyone laughs at you.
My friend lost a beer pong game and had to run around the building naked. He got chased by the whole class.
I lost a game and had to run around the building in nothing but my birthday suit. It was the worst.
My brother got caught in a Naked Run and had to run around the gym with no clothes on. Everyone laughed at him.
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A wild tradition at Tufts where students run around the Residential Quad in the buff, usually on the last day of classes or the first day of reading period. It’s like a party but with no clothes on.
My friend ran in the Naked Run and got chased by the whole campus. He was running in nothing but a birthday suit.
I ran in the Naked Run with my cousins and got laughed at by everyone in the quad.
My sister ran in the Naked Run and got caught by her teacher. It was the worst.
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Running down a street completely naked, usually when you're drunk and people are laughing at you. It’s the best way to embarrass yourself in public.
I ran naked down the street after a party and got chased by a group of cops. It was the best.
My friend ran down the street in nothing but his birthday suit and got laughed at by everyone.
I ran naked down the street with my cousins and got caught by the whole neighborhood.
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