naked rooster

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A naked rooster is a guy in a porn movie who looks like he hasn't showered in weeks and probably hasn't brushed his teeth either. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a body that screams 'I eat fast food for breakfast.'
He showed up to the shoot with a burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
The director said he looked like a guy who just got out of jail.
His hair was so messy it looked like a chicken had pecked at it.
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A naked rooster is a guy in a porn movie who’s so drugged up he can’t remember his own name. He’s got a face like a zombie and a body that looks like it’s been hit by a truck.
He tried to do a scene but fell asleep mid-act.
He kept saying 'What’s a rooster?' during the whole movie.
He showed up with a bag of pills and a bottle of whiskey.
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A naked rooster is a guy in a porn movie who looks like he just walked out of a landfill. He’s got missing teeth, lanky arms, and a haircut that makes him look like he was attacked by a hedgehog.
He had a tooth missing and a face full of stubble.
His hair looked like it had been chopped by a robot.
He showed up with a shirt that had holes in it.
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