naked robber

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a gross group mess where a bunch of sweaty kids strip down and go at it like a pack of feral raccoons, usually at sleepovers, summer camps, or when the counselor forgets to lock the bathroom door.
My cousin got caught doing naked robber at camp and had to run the mile in his underwear.
I saw my brother and his friend doing naked robber in the public bathroom during lunch break.
At my sleepover, the whole group turned into a naked robber chaos in the basement.
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a dumb game invented by a guy who probably wore a tie to the moon landing and thought everyone should be naked and confused at the same time.
Gene Roddenberry’s favorite party game was naked robber, and he probably made everyone drink juice boxes before it started.
My mom tried to play naked robber with my uncle and ended up with a facepalm and a juice box.
At my friend’s party, we played naked robber and no one knew what it was, but it was still a disaster.
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