Naked protester

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A person who strips down at a protest just to give the cops a hard time and make them blush.
I took off my shirt and yelled, 'You’re not intimidating me, pal!'
She showed up in her underwear and yelled, 'You’re not scary, you’re just sweaty!'
He ran into the middle of the street and said, 'You can’t arrest me if I’m already exposed!'
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Someone who loses all their clothes at a protest just to make the cops look like they're failing.
He walked in bare-ass naked and said, 'You can’t handle me, I’m too fresh!'
She took off her pants and said, 'You’re not arresting me, you’re just making me laugh!'
He showed up in the buff and yelled, 'You’re not scary, you’re just hot!'
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A person who goes fully nude at a protest just to make the cops look like idiots.
He took off everything and said, 'You’re not arresting me, you’re just losing!'
She walked in naked and said, 'You’re not intimidating me, you’re just sore!'
He showed up in the buff and said, 'You’re not scary, you’re just tired!'
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