naked powebomb

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A man so drunk he shoves his balls into a bottle of Jager and pees on his boyfriend’s forehead while screaming about their relationship.
My dad did this at a gay bar and got thrown out.
He did it on a date and got engaged the next day.
He did it on a Zoom call and his boss fired him.
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When a guy sticks his junk in a Jager bottle and then hits his significant other with a tea bag like it’s a love letter.
He did it during a fight and got a tattoo of the event.
He did it on a first date and now they’re married.
He did it on a podcast and the host quit.
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A man so wasted he puts his balls in Jager and then slaps his boyfriend with a tea bag like it’s a goodbye kiss.
He did it at a wedding and became the best man.
He did it on a plane and got kicked off.
He did it on live TV and got a standing ovation.
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