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Naked pics are like the ultimate love letter, but instead of words, you send your bare butt and your junk. If you don’t send them, you’re not actually dating them, you’re just hanging out and they’ll probably sleep with someone else.
Hey babe, I sent you my naked pic. You better like it or I’ll send you my sister’s.
I’m sending you my naked pic because I miss you and I want you to know I’m still hot.
If I don’t get your naked pic by tomorrow, I’m going to cheat on you with my uncle.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naked pics are like a prison sentence for your brain. You look at them and you can’t think about anything else, even if you’re doing math or eating pizza.
My mom sent me a naked pic of her best friend. I now know my mom’s best friend is a goddess.
I took a naked pic of my crush and sent it to him. He texted back: 'I’m in love.'
My brother sent me a naked pic of his crush. I told him I was gonna send it to his crush.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naked pics are like a birthday gift, but instead of a cake, you get someone’s body. And if you don’t send them on April 19th, you’re basically a loser.
April 19th: I sent my crush a naked pic. He liked it. I felt cool.
My best friend sent me a naked pic on April 19th. I sent her mine. We are now the best friends ever.
My ex sent me a naked pic on April 19th. I sent him a naked pic. Then I got a new ex.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Dec 16 is the day you get your naked pic out of your pants and send it to someone. But if you send it to your ex, you’re basically a clown.
Dec 16: I sent my ex a naked pic. He sent me his. I now know he’s a total clown.
Dec 16: My crush sent me a naked pic. I sent her mine. We are now in love.
Dec 16: My mom sent me a naked pic of my dad. I told her I was gonna send it to my teacher.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Time to get naked means you’re about to send a naked pic and you better be ready because your brain is about to explode.
Time to get naked: I took a naked pic and sent it to my crush. He texted back: ‘I’m in love.’
Time to get naked: My best friend sent me a naked pic. I sent her mine. We’re now besties forever.
Time to get naked: My ex sent me a naked pic. I sent him mine. I now have a new ex.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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