Naked Pi

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Showing off π’s secrets to people who can’t do math worth squat but wish they could sound smart at parties. It’s like π is giving a full-body massage to the math-challenged.
My teacher made us memorize 50 digits of π. I cried. I still don’t get why.
I told my mom π is cool. She said, 'Cool? It’s just a number. I don’t care.'
At the math convention, π was the only one who looked good in a tuxedo.
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π is getting a face reveal because she’s tired of hiding behind numbers and being called a ‘circle constant’ like it’s a bad thing.
π said, 'I’m not just a circle. I’m a legend.' Then she did a 3.14159 pose.
My math teacher got so mad at π’s reveal, she yelled, 'You’re not the center of everything!'
π’s face is like a 10-digit password. Everyone wants it.
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