naked option

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A naked option is like selling a promise to sell something you don’t own, hoping it will crash so you can laugh all the way to the bank. If it goes up, you’re screwed and have to buy it at the high price just to sell it cheap.
I sold a call option on Tesla thinking it’d crash. It went up 50%. I’m now buying cars with my own money.
My friend wrote a naked option on Bitcoin. Now he’s crying in a crypto group chat.
I bet the stock would fall. It went up. Now I have to buy it and sell it at a loss. What a joke.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A naked option is when you bet against a stock you don’t own. If you win, you make cash. If you lose, you’re stuck buying the stock at a high price just to sell it for less.
I wrote a naked option on GameStop. It went up. I had to buy it at $300 and sell it at $200. I’m broke.
My mom sold a naked option on Apple. It went up. She now has to buy Apple stock and sell it for less. Classic mom move.
I thought Amazon would crash. It went up. Now I have to buy it at $150 and sell it at $130. I hate options.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A naked option is like selling a contract you can’t back up. You hope the price drops, but if it goes up, you have to buy it and sell it for less, which is the worst feeling ever.
I sold a naked option on Netflix. It went up. I had to buy it and sell it for less. I’m out of my mind.
My brother wrote a naked option on Spotify. It went up. Now he has to buy it and sell it for less. He’s mad.
I sold a naked option on Meta. It went up. Now I’m buying it at $300 and selling it at $280. I’m crying.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A naked option is when you sell a contract without owning the stock. If the stock goes up, you’re forced to buy it at the high price just to sell it for less. It’s like being stuck in a bad relationship.
I sold a naked option on Twitter. It went up. I had to buy it at $50 and sell it at $40. I’m out of my mind.
My friend sold a naked option on Coinbase. It went up. Now she has to buy it and sell it for less. She’s mad.
I sold a naked option on Amazon. It went up. Now I have to buy it at $150 and sell it at $130. I’m broke.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A naked option is like making a bet you can’t afford to lose. You hope the price goes down, but if it goes up, you have to buy it at the high price just to sell it for less. It’s the worst.
I sold a naked option on Apple. It went up. I had to buy it at $200 and sell it at $180. I’m out of my mind.
My cousin sold a naked option on Tesla. It went up. Now he has to buy it at $300 and sell it at $280. He’s mad.
I sold a naked option on Google. It went up. Now I have to buy it at $150 and sell it at $140. I’m broke.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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