naked on weed

I tried to buy snacks but forgot I had no cash.

I bought a pizza and ate it before I realized I paid for three.

I said I’d pay later, but I don’t remember that either.

I told my dog he was my prophet.

I tried to preach to my mom and she left.

I said I could fly and jumped off the couch.

I tried to eat my pants and got a stomachache.

I told my friend I was going to drink my jeans.

I tried to sit down and my pants fell off.