Naked Olympics movement

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A bunch of people trying to make Olympic athletes run around with no clothes on because they think it’ll make them faster and give them more cocky vibes.
I’m gonna take my medal and go naked in the pool if they don’t let me.
My coach said if I don’t wear pants, I can’t eat my snacks.
They tried to make me compete in a towel, and I threw it at the judge.
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A crazy idea that says if athletes are naked, they’ll be less distracted and more likely to win, even if they’re distracted by their own bare backs.
I was distracted by my own back and forgot to run.
They said I’d win if I took my shirt off, but I lost because I took my pants off.
My teammate’s bare butt distracted me so much I tripped.
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A group of people who think the only way to make the Olympics cool again is to make everyone run around with nothing on, even if it means they’re all showing their business.
I showed my business and got a standing ovation.
They said my business was too big for the Olympics.
I was banned for showing my business during the race.
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