naked o'clock

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The hour when everyone is so wasted they rip off their clothes just to show off their junk and make everyone else feel ugly.
At the bachelor party, my uncle took off his shirt and yelled, 'I'm the king of naked o'clock!'
My friend’s mom showed up in a bikini at 3 AM and said, 'This is my naked o'clock.'
We all took off our clothes at midnight because we were too drunk to care.
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When the clock hits a certain time and all your friends decide to be totally naked because they think it’s the most fun ever.
At my cousin’s birthday, the whole room was naked by 2 AM and just screaming into the night.
My boyfriend texted me at 1 AM: 'We’re at naked o’clock. I’m wearing nothing but my pride.'
At the bar, the DJ said, 'It’s naked o’clock, folks!' and everyone took off their clothes.
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That weird time in the morning when you wake up and your friends are all naked and you have no idea what just happened.
I woke up to my roommate in just a towel and my dog wearing my shirt. It was definitely naked o’clock.
At my friend’s house, I walked in and everyone was naked. I asked, 'Is this naked o’clock?'
I came home at 4 AM and my sister was dancing in the kitchen in just her underwear. It was like naked o’clock.
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