Naked nonce

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When a Harmsworth takes his shirt off and washes his car just to show off and make little kids blush
My uncle took off his shirt and washed his car in front of the school. Kids were screaming.
He did it again during recess. The principal had to come out.
He washed his car with no shirt on and yelled, 'Look at this beast!'
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A Harmsworth trying to look cool by washing his car without a shirt on, like he’s some kind of car god
He washed his car in the middle of the street like he was trying to win a bet.
He did it while wearing nothing but socks and a fanny pack.
He yelled, 'This car is so clean it could eat you!' while washing it.
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When a Harmsworth strips down to his underwear and washes his car just to make people mad
He took off his pants and washed his car in front of the whole neighborhood.
He did it during a thunderstorm and got soaked.
He washed his car with no clothes on and said, 'You're welcome.'
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