Naked Nathan

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A man who walks around like he just escaped a prison shower and doesn't care if people see his junk.
Naked Nathan was caught mid-squat at the mall food court. He just waved like it was nothing.
He walked into the gym wearing only a towel and a smirk. The weights got scared.
He was eating a hot dog in the park with no pants on. The dog ran away, but he didn't care.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks clothes are for weak people and regularly shows off his bare butt in the busiest places.
Naked Nathan was sitting on a bus with no shirt and one sock. The driver yelled at him.
He showed up to a birthday party with nothing on but a birthday hat. The cake was terrified.
He was doing push-ups in the middle of the grocery store. The veggies were watching.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who walks around like he’s on a mission to make everyone’s day worse by being completely naked in public.
Naked Nathan was at the library wearing only a swimsuit. The librarian gave him a warning.
He showed up to a meeting in the middle of a suit. The boss gave him a raise he didn’t want.
He was running on the treadmill at the gym with no clothes on. The treadmill was confused.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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