naked munchkin

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A naked munchkin is a tiny, super horny freak who will bang anything that moves. It’s got a bad attitude and will rip you apart if you dare to insult it. Don’t even blink at it or you’ll get dwarfism.
My cousin turned into a naked munchkin after saying 'naked munchkin' three times in a row at a family dinner. Now he’s 2 feet tall and still trying to seduce the dog.
I got attacked by a naked munchkin in the grocery store because I said 'you’re ugly' to a banana.
My teacher turned into a naked munchkin after I laughed at her bad pun. Now she’s 3 feet tall and still trying to hump the whiteboard.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A naked munchkin is a tiny, always horny human who’ll have sex with anything that breathes. It gets mad fast and will punch you if you make fun of it. Don’t look it in the eye or you’ll shrink to a dwarf.
My brother turned into a naked munchkin because he said 'naked munchkin' three times in a row during a video game. Now he’s 2 feet tall and trying to seduce the TV.
I got turned into a naked munchkin after I called my math teacher a ‘stupid naked munchkin’ in class. Now I’m 3 feet tall and still trying to hump the desk.
My dog turned into a naked munchkin after I said 'naked munchkin' three times in a row. Now it’s 2 feet tall and trying to hump my neighbor’s cat.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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