Naked Muffin Ladies

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A woman made entirely of muffin. No clothes. Just crumbs and cherry in the middle. Like a bakery exploded and a guy got lucky.
My cousin saw one in the mall and fainted. Said it was like a muffin with a face.
My dog tried to eat one and got stuck in the bakery.
My teacher said Naked Muffin Ladies are the reason I failed art.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who looks like a muffin. No clothes. Just a cherry in the middle. Like a baker’s dream come true, but with more swear words.
My brother asked for one for his birthday. I said no. He cried.
I saw one in the park. She was eating a muffin. I fainted.
My mom said Naked Muffin Ladies are the future of fashion.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lady made of muffin. No clothes. Just a cherry. Like a bakery had a baby and it turned into a woman.
My friend said he would marry a Naked Muffin Lady. I said he’s crazy.
I tried to draw one and it looked like a sad muffin.
My dad said Naked Muffin Ladies are the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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