naked moustache

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Shaving your goatee with a razor stuck between your teeth like you're mad and your face is a crime scene
My ex tried to do a naked moustache and ended up with a face like a raccoon who got stabbed
I did a naked moustache in the shower and my beard got mad at me
My dad did a naked moustache with a butter knife and it looked like a war zone
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Using a razor in your mouth to rip off your moustache like it owes you money
I did a naked moustache and my moustache ran away screaming
My cousin did a naked moustache and now his face is a mess
I tried to do a naked moustache and my teeth got involved
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Chewing your moustache off with a razor like it's your enemy and you're in a war
I did a naked moustache and my moustache was like, 'You're welcome, I'm leaving'
My brother did a naked moustache and now his face looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck
I did a naked moustache with a rusty razor and my face is now a crime scene
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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