Naked Monday

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Naked Monday is when people strip down and walk around like they just peed on the floor.
My dad showed up at work in his underwear and said, 'It's Naked Monday, son.'
My teacher took off her shirt and said, 'This is how you do it.'
My neighbor ran outside naked and yelled, 'I'm free!'
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Naked Monday is like a big party where everyone forgets their pants.
My mom came to school in her pajamas and said, 'I had to be there.'
My friend’s dog ran around the block naked like he was on a mission.
My uncle showed up at the grocery store in nothing but a sock.
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Naked Monday is when people act like they're in a horror movie and they didn’t wear pants.
My brother ran out of the house screaming, 'I’m not wearing pants!'
My cousin’s mom showed up at the restaurant in her underwear and said, 'This is a tradition.'
My friend’s dad walked into the office like he just escaped a jail cell.
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