Naked Mole Bitch

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A lady naked mole rat who's got the attitude of a thousand bad days and the face of someone who just got ditched by their ex and their pet goldfish.
My mom's a Naked Mole Bitch. She'll tell you she's got a PhD in misery.
That Naked Mole Bitch just stole my last slice of pizza and my dignity.
I saw a Naked Mole Bitch in the park. She was eating a sandwich and judging me.
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A female naked mole rat who's got zero chill and a face like she just got dumped by a dozen boys at once.
My teacher is a Naked Mole Bitch. She failed me for talking too much about my crush.
That Naked Mole Bitch just cursed my dog and my math test.
I saw a Naked Mole Bitch in the grocery store. She was yelling at the bread.
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A lady mole rat who’s so ugly and grumpy, she makes your mom look like a beauty queen on a good day.
My neighbor is a Naked Mole Bitch. She told my dog to go to sleep or she’d punch him.
That Naked Mole Bitch just yelled at my brother for eating my sandwich.
I saw a Naked Mole Bitch in the library. She was reading a book and giving me the side eye.
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