naked mirror karate

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Strip down before you hit the shower and spend 10 minutes doing karate with your naked body and your pork sword. It’s like a full-body workout and a side of embarrassment.
I did karate in the shower and my mom walked in. She said I was a meaty ninja.
I fought my reflection with my pork sword and won. My mirror said it was a draw.
I did karate in the shower and my brother laughed so hard he peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Get naked and start karate in the mirror like you’re fighting your past self. Your pork sword is your best friend and your worst enemy.
I did karate in the mirror and my pork sword fell on the floor. I called it a surrender.
My reflection was mad at me for doing karate in the shower. It threw a tantrum.
I did karate in the mirror and my pants fell off. I was proud.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Before you hop in the shower, take 10 minutes to do karate like you’re the king of the bathroom. Your pork sword is your crown and your mirror is your court.
I did karate in the mirror and my pork sword broke. I cried like a baby.
I fought my reflection and it won. I got a bruise on my face.
I did karate in the shower and my hair went everywhere. I looked like a mess.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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