naked mile

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College kids at the University of Michigan run around like big chickens without clothes in winter. Sometimes cops show up and give them a lecture about being stupid.
My buddy got caught by a cop while sprinting naked through campus. He said, 'I was just warming up.'
The police showed up during the Naked Mile and told everyone, 'This isn't a fashion show.'
One guy tried to hide behind a tree and got caught. He was so embarrassed he cried.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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If you lose a game of beer pong, you have to run a mile without clothes. It’s the worst punishment ever.
After losing beer pong, my friends ran a mile naked and screamed the whole way.
One guy tried to wear socks but got called out for being a wimp.
I saw a guy run past the cafeteria, and he was still yelling about the loss.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Some colleges have a stupid event where kids run one mile completely naked. It's like a race but with no clothes.
At my school, the Naked Mile was so bad, the principal joined in just to make it worse.
One kid tried to run with a pizza and got distracted halfway through.
They had to run past the gym, and the whole school was watching.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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