naked men

I saw a naked man at the park and immediately forgot my math test.

My brother walked in naked and I stopped crying right then.

The naked man at the bus stop made me laugh so hard I missed my stop.

Every day I see a naked man running and it feels like a miracle.

My neighbor’s naked man routine is better than any church service.

I woke up to a naked man in my kitchen and it was like Christmas.

Naked men are the reason I skip school every day.

I would drop out of school just to be a naked man.

My teacher saw a naked man and let me leave class early.