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A sneaky way to get a girl in bed. You ask for the bathroom, strip down, and wait like a beggar in the hopes she’ll take pity on you.
You ask, 'Can I use your bathroom?' Then you strip and wait like a homeless man in the hallway.
You walk her home and then pretend to be a beggar in her bathroom.
You ask for the bathroom, then you sit on the couch in a full strip and wait for her to come back.
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A guy who’s always naked and has a tiny cock he’s too dumb to hide. He calls himself 'Stuta' and thinks he’s a legend.
He’s always showing off his tiny cock and calling himself 'Stuta' like it’s a real name.
He walks around naked and calls himself 'The Stu' like he’s some kind of hero.
He strips in the middle of the grocery store and calls himself 'Stuta' like it’s a brand.
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A man who’s either naked or a big dumb chode named Stuta. Sometimes he’s even a hairy monster from Star Wars.
He’s either naked or a stupid chode named Stuta. Sometimes he’s even Chewbacca.
He walks into the room and says, 'I’m Stuta, the big dumb chode.'
He strips and says, 'I’m Stuta, and I’m also Chewbacca.'
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When you walk a girl home and then beg for the bathroom just so you can strip and wait for her to come back like a desperate beggar.
You walk her home and beg for the bathroom so you can strip in there and wait.
You ask for the bathroom like a beggar and then you strip and wait on the couch.
You go to the bathroom, strip, and wait like you’re waiting for your mom to come home.
5
When a guy takes advantage of a distraction and strips down to nothing just to surprise his date and hope for a little sex.
He takes advantage of a distraction and strips down to nothing just to shock his date.
He uses the bathroom as a distraction and strips in front of her like it’s a magic trick.
He uses a distraction like a distraction and strips in front of her like it’s a show.
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When a guy is in a room with a girl and when she leaves, he strips down and poses on the couch like he’s modeling for a magazine.
He strips down and poses on the couch like he’s in a fashion show.
He strips and strikes a pose like he’s in a commercial.
He takes off his clothes and strikes a pose like he’s a supermodel.
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A guy who walks a girl home, begs to use the bathroom, strips, and waits in her bedroom like he’s waiting for a miracle or a cop.
He walks her home, begs for the bathroom, strips, and waits in her bedroom like he’s waiting for a miracle.
He strips in the bathroom and then hides in her bedroom like a thief.
He strips and waits in her bedroom like he’s waiting for a cop to show up.
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